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Ek ladke ne ek hasina ko dekh kr arz kiya..

Teri smile me kya chamak hai,

teri smile me kya chamak hai,

wo muskura kar boli.



Bhaiya mere



TOOTHPASTE MAI NAMAK HAI.!

51

Hindi

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!

20

Hindi |

Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.

Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
.
.
.
Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :

00

Hindi |

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

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53

Hindi |

Age of Drinks:
1 to 3: Milk
3 to 8: Cerelac
9 to 13: Horlicks
14 to 25: Beer
26 to 40: Old Monk
41 to 60: Tonic
After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"

10

Hindi

The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

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English |

A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it

"yo bhi china"..

30

Hindi

Dus saal pehle: Girl-Maa mein jeans pehen loo?
Maa-Nahi.
Now-a-days: Girl-Maa mein mini pehen loo?
Maa-Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le..

21

Hindi

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

00

English |

Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!

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Hindi

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