03Santa : Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.
Santa : Aur dil?
Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.
Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?
Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.
Punjabi
20A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
- Tarun Goma
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
English |
10Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1 Rs. ka petrol daal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa kar kahan jaoge.
Santa : Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain..
Hindi |
20Captain of military: Naujawaan, aage badho.
Ek sardaar aage nahi badhta.
Captain: Tum aage kyon nahi badhaa, jawaan.
Sardaar: Aapne kaha 9 jawaan aage badho,
main 10ve number per hun.
Hindi
10Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to Wife : Dekh sooraj dooba..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Kuch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Santa : Lagta hai yeh mujhe saath lekar hi doobega..
Hindi |
31Santa apne baap ki death par bahut roya.
Fir uski sister ka phone aaya.
Phone sun kar Santa aur bhi rone laga.
Logon ne poocha kyon ro rahe ho..?
Santa : Meri bhen da vi abba mar gaya hai.
Hindi |
01Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.
Hindi
00Santa 's boss asked him.
Santa : How can you possibly manage
to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa : I get up very early, Sir.
English
10Santa apni girlfriend ko i love u kehta hai,
aur gir jaata hai.
Gf: Yeh kya kar rahe ho..?
Santa : I am falling in love ..
Hindi
00Santa went to a radio shop and started shouting,
Kamino maine PHILIPS ka radio maanga tha,
aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai ki,
yeh All India Radio hai..
Hindi
00Preetoji to Santa - Honey,
you don't give any time to kids.
And the next day..
Santa gave each of his kids a new Watch..
English |
10What is a PJ, someone asked Santa .
Santa replied, "When you see too many pizzas,
you call them PeeJe.."
English |
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