Santa Gives Dictation Test To The Students. Last Bench Students Said Quotes

Santa gives dictation test to the students.
Last bench students said that they are unable to hear,
so Santa replied,
"Ok i will write on the board."

Santa wanted to become as famous as Newton.
So he wrote down The Fourth Law of Motion:
Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion!

Doctor: I am sorry,
operation k waqt rubber k dastane aapke pet me rah gaye,
dubara operation krna hoga.

Santa : pagal hai kya?
ye le 20 rupaye, naye le lena.

Santa : I am always delighted
when people stick their noses in my business.
Banta: Why, what do you do..?
Santa : I make Tissue Papers..

After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

Santa went to doctor to loose weight.
Doctor: If you will run eight kilometers a day for 300 days, you will loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days,
Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
Santa : I'm 2400 kms from home..

Police caught Santa and Banta for drinking in public place.
Inspector to Banta: Where do you live.?
Banta: I have no fixed address.
Inspector to Santa : And, where do you live.?
Santa : I live in the flat above Banta.