Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

4312

English |

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

216

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

2811

English |

POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

2010

English |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.

217

English |

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

429

English |

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

186

Hindi

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

5910

English |

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