11You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.
English
41Radha: Kabhi ram banke, Kabhi shyam banke chale aana,
prabhuji chale aana..
Krishan: Par kyon?
Radha: Roz-roz ek hi getup mein aaoge to
papa pehchaan lenge..
Hindi |
31Gandhiji chale gaye,
Nehruji chale gaye,
Bhagat Singh ji bhi chale gaye,
Aajkal meri bhi tabeeyat theek nahi rehti
pataa nahi desh ka kya hoga..??
Hindi
43If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..
Hindi |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
20Ghollu: Yaar mhari madam nu kahve thi, ke bhais ka dhoodh peen teh dimaag tej hove h.
Mollu: Gappe mare hai susri, jo nu hotta to mhara katra engineer na hotta..?
Hindi |
11Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler
English |
10Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!
Hindi
337ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..
Punjabi |
40Teacher to student: A=B, B=C so A=C,
Now tell me an example just like that
Student: I love u, u love ur daughter ,
so I love ur daughter .
English
11आज मैं सोच रहा था
- Krishna Yadav
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??
Hindi |
31Wife - Kitna pyaar karte ho humein?
Husband - Shahjhan jitna
Wife : - mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?
Husband - mai plot bhi le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kar rahi hai..
Hindi
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