Today is World Philosophy Day

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ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।


Punjabi |

Today is World Philosophy Day

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Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..



Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..



Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..



Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.



Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..



Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


English |

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..



Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?



Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..



Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..


Hindi |

3 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜



Hindi |

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