I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English
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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

20

Hindi |

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

30

Punjabi

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

10

English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

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