20Jab rishi se mulaaqat hi na hui,
to guftgu kahan mumkin thi..
sach kehta hun dost ,
zindagi khaamosh aur tanha thi.
Urdu
20How does Santa plays holi ..?
?
?
?
Any guess..?
He applies heena (mehndi) on hair of people who come at home..
Sachchi badaa hi nice munda hai ji..
Hindi |
00Preetoji to Santa - Honey,
you don't give any time to kids.
And the next day..
Santa gave each of his kids a new Watch..
English |
10- Shinaakht -
Dhadkane rukne ka dum nahi bharti
har raat ke baad meri subha ho rahi hai
meelon safar karta jaa raha hu
fir bhi meri manzil nahi ho rahi hai
mehfil mein shirkat to bahut
magar koi guftgu nahi ho rahi hai
rooh ko meri dafna de koi
rafta-rafta jo kafan ho rahi hai
har shakhs ki yahi dua maula kismat badal
aatish se guzarne ki nahi himmat ho rahi hai
hain dard kai reh-reh kar bolte hain
sunaayein kisko aawaaz ro rahi hai
bhookh ab paet se poochti hai
kya teri bhi meri si haalat ho rahi hai
peele sone ki chamak ka kya karein
meri to tere se roshni ho rahi hai
ho rahi ruk-ruk kar baarish
kahin aur bhi teri wafa ho rahi hai
rukta jab chalna nahi aaya tha
ab to daud ho rahi hai
dum-e-dustoor ki tasveer umda thi bahut
aaj baazaar mein iski shinaakht ho rahi hai..
Urdu |
9528Few friends are always with you.
So, in your farewell party
if you miss some faces
it means they are with you..
English |
10Ik maasoom kitaab ne jab kuch kehna chaha
kahin baarish hui, kahin sailaab aaya
boli khuda se
waah tune kya jahaan banaya
kaan to diye magar
sun-ne ka salikaa na aaya..
Hindi |
00Ae insaan tu kamaal hai, be-misaal hai,
tere ehsaan be-shumaar, tere zurm be-hisaab hain,
tera hona jannat ya tera hona jahannum,
faisla kaise de quazi, pecheeda sawaal hai..
Urdu |
10Hue kitne fanha is ishq -o-khumaar mein,
ik aur jaam de saaqi un jaane waalon ke naam pe,
salaamat rahe to fir milenge..
nahi to de dena ik jaam mehfil mein mere bhi naam pe.
Urdu
00A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
English |
191Even the most beautiful expression is incomplete
without a smile..
English |
40ज़ुबाँ लम्बी हो तो कंधे पर रखिये
दिल दुखा कर क्या हासिल होगा
हम हम थे हम ही रहेंगे
आपका चर्चा हर महफ़िल में होगा ..
Hindi |
11Accept your mistakes
That makes you Buddha..
English |
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