00First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
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