First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

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