412 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.
Hindi
00I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..
English |
20Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?
Hindi |
11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
41Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.
Hindi
20Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Hema,
Rekha,
Jaya
aur
Sushma!
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Hindi
82Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!
Hindi
10Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...
Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..
To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-
"soch le,
fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."
Hindi
03I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..
English |
30Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..
Hindi |
00Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Hindi
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
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