Every Man Should Get Married Some Time; After All, Happiness Is Quotes

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.