Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

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English
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A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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English

Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

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Punjabi

You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

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English |

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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English

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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English

Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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English |

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