00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
10
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
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