00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
30Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
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