00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
30Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.
Hindi
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