A Couple Came Upon A Wishing Well. The Husband Leaned Over, Quotes

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.