31Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.
English
01If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist..
English |
21Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz
English
20Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..
English |
81Bhagwaan teri umar lambi kare!
Bhagwaan teri shaadi jaldi kara de!
Bhagwaan tujhe khush rakhe!
Bhagwaan tujhe barkat de!
Yaad ho gayaa??
TO chal KATORA uthaa aur shuru ho jaa!!!!!!
Hindi
33Kisi ne Dil badal liya,
kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko,
to aapne Mandir jaa kar Chappal hi badal li..?
Hindi
51New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.
Hindi
80Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!
Hindi
41A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.
English
110Kal ek sapna dekha ki
Swarag ke ek bade se haal mein
Bhagwaan Ji ne sabko apne paap likhne ko kahaa.
Maine likhna shuru hi kiya tha ki
tum chillaye-"Xtra sheet plzz....."
Hindi
50100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..
Hindi
20Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..
English
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