01Why did the santa watched Rang de Basanti movie?????
He thought it was a movie on Holi !
Happy Holi !
English
21Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
- Vikas Umrao
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere Yaar..!
Hindi |
21may god gift you all the colors of life ,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of love .wish you a very happy holi .
English
03Happy Holi
because Kabirji ne kaha hai,
kal kare so aaj kar,
aaj kare so ab,
network fail ho jaayega,
fir tu wish karega kab.
Hindi
222 din baad aap
lal peel hare kaale
ho jaaoge..
ghabraao nahi yaar 2 din baad holi hai!!
happy holi .
Hindi
01Why did the santa watched Rang de Basanti movie?????
He thought it was a movie on Holi !
Happy Holi !
English
00Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise
- Hemant Singh
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise
Taazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe aap
Huggies jaise
Happy Holi ..!
Hindi |
00Pichkari ki Dhar,
- Vikas Umrao
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy holi ..!
Hindi |
20How does Santa plays holi ..?
?
?
?
Any guess..?
He applies heena (mehndi) on hair of people who come at home..
Sachchi badaa hi nice munda hai ji..
Hindi |
01आज गुब्बारे उड़ नहीं
पड़ रहे हैं
दोस्तों - मेहमानों के गाल
लाल पिले हरे नीले
हो रहे हैं
बच्चों की टुकड़ी
निकली है तैयार हो कर
हम भी आ रहे हैं
खेलने होली आपके घर ..
Happy Holi !
Hindi |
22White for peace, red for purity,
orange for prosperity, purple for romance,
yellow for health, green for wealth,
and blue for joy.
May GOD give you every color of life on this holi .
English
00A crow shits on santa .
Banta: Hey, what's that..?
santa : Nothing dude, bird's are playing Happy Holi ..!
English |
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