Santa: Bhaisaab, Kya Time Hua Hai?? A Man: 10:30 Santa: Saalaa Subha Quotes

Girl: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ?
Santa : I can eat 6 apples
Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz
when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach..
Santa : Wow super joke I'l tell my friend ..

Santa to friend : how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach..?
friend : I can eat 10
Santa : Pagal.. 6 bolta to mast joke sunata..

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.

Santa : Jab main mar jaun to samne waali family ko jaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyon..?
Santa : Unke ghar ki ladies murde ko japhian paa-paa kar roti hain..