A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??

Details:
A and T are Husband and wife..

75117

Hindi

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Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

51

English |

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_____ lady market mein
_____ lene gayi.
_____ lekar uski
_____ gir gayi,
usko ek _____ mila
usne uski _____ uthaai aur
lady ko di.
Only one word fits all blanks.
Test ur brain.

21084

Hindi

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

Newton: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: Joke
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong
UK: Not found in intrnet


From India:
"F(IV)E"

123

English |

There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?

Click details for answer if you are logged in.

Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.

100

English |

Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?

Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)

12

English |

हु-ब-हु का क्या मतलब होता है ?

Details:
उत्तर : किसकी बहु (who bahu) ?

2713

Hindi |

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