Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

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13

Hindi |
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You are GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

30

English

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

31

English |

Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

00

Hindi

Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Boy: Suraj.
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!

41

Hindi

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

02

English |

Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..

14

Hindi |

How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..

30

Hindi

A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.

00

English |

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

20

Hindi

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

20

English |

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