Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

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What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

11

English |

Woh kaun si sabji hai
jiska pehla lafz hata de to ek kimtee cheez ka name,
last hata de to sweet dish aur dono hata dein to ladki ka name banta hai..??

Find answer in details..

Details:
KHEERA
If you remove K it becomes HEERA which means diamond.
If you remove A it becomes KHEER which is an Indian sweet dish.
If you remove both K and A it becomes HEER, name of girl.

4211

Hindi |

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

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Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

234

English

Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL

65

English

Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?

Click details for answer.

Details:
Smile

115

English |

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
Click details below for answer.

Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

55

English |

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