143Toofano se keh do
ki tehzeeb mein rahein;
raet ke gharondo ko nishtar to
khamosh hawaaein bhi kar deti hain..
Urdu |
10A great author says -
'I love Photos.'
Someone asked - Why??
He replied because the best thing about them is that
they never change.
Even when people in them change..
English
40An awesome reply:
Girl: Why do you follow me every time?
Boy: When I was a kid, my parents always said
"Keep Following Your Dreams Until You Meet Them....!"
English |
47तालीम अधूरी ही रही
ना बुत्त जान पाये
हाफ़िज़ ने कहा जो बोले ना
और हम जो ना सुने मान आए ..
Hindi |
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
10Every moening get up and look through the list
of the richest people in the world .
If your name is not there,
please go and work hard
to be in that list
by doing smart work.
-Bill Gates
English
00We are free men;
free to eat what we fancy, or
to eat intelligently and cultivate a healthier taste;
free to climb to the stars, and
free to slide down
into our own particular hell. - Al Koran
English |
00When man's attachments are deep,
their divine endowments are shallow.
English |
00We are what our thoughts have made us;
so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
- Swami Vivekananda
English |
615 frogs are sitting on a wall.
4 decided to jump.
How many are left now..?
Ans: Five
There is a lot of difference between
deciding and doing..
English |
00To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.
English
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
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