They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

00

English |
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A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it

"yo bhi china"..

30

Hindi

सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..

Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..

50

Hindi |

Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


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Msg kya padh rahe ho..


Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.

35

Hindi

This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!

30

English |

Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.

00

English |

Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..

30

Hindi |

Mom to Children : Jo Meri Bat Manega aur
Mere samne kuch nahi bolega
main usae gift doongi.

Children : Lo iss tarah to saare gift papa le jayenge..

00

Hindi |

If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.

00

English |

If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.

00

English |

Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..

00

Hindi |

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