Let Me Test Your Maths (u Can Read Only One Time, Quotes

Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?

Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..

Aap kaise hain,
main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,
ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,
gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,
aur maaji babuji kaise hain,
gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?
bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.
abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.
kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?
chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.
bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,
ab sayaani ho gayi hai.
tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.
Jawaab dena.

I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.

New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

तेरी गलियों में न रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद
क्योंकि
कीचड़ बहुत हो जाती है बरसात के बाद ..

A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.