Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?

40

English

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Itna kaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
ek baat to batana dost
bachpan se hi aise ho ya surat aisi bana lete ho..

91

Hindi |

Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .

10

English

4 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..

20

Hindi |

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist..

01

English |

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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

IAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-
Samjh aya?
Nahin?
Spelling end ki taraf se padho..

53

Hindi |

Skin ke liye mausmi ka juice,
baalon ke liye santre ka juice,
sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,
khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya kar kanjoos.

90

Hindi

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..

02

English |

Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.

44

Malayalam

When i was sad u were there,
when i was crying u were there,
when i was unhappy u were there,
now i hv understood
ki saare fasaad ki jad tu hi hai.

51

Hindi

Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..

80

Hindi

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