40Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?
English
![mani_16_teasing.jpg mani_16_teasing.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_16_teasing.jpg)
00I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.
English |
40I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?
English
30Jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh...........
Cute......Intelligent.........Cool
nahi hai to kya hua
jisne bheja woh to hai!!
Hindi
51Oh sms! jaake meri dost ko " I MISS U " kehna.
"SAVE" kare to "shukriya" kehna.
"DELETE" kare to "bevafa" kehna.
Aur agar "naa padhe" to us se "1 rupyaa" le lena!
Hindi
![spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg](/sms/new/img/spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg)
20Fizaaon mein tum ho..
Hawaaon mein tum ho..
Bahaaron mein tum ho..
Ghataaon mein tum ho..
Dhoop mein tum ho..
Chaaon mein tum ho..
Sach hi suna tha..
Shaitaani Aatma ka koi thikaana nahi hota.
Hindi
50Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!
Punjabi
82Attendance..
Pappu- Yes sir
Bablu- Yes sir
Tinku- Yes sir
Gullu- Yes sir
Ullu- ?????
Ullu- ?????
button na dabaao, present lagaao.
Hindi
04My sweetheart,
my kuchikoo,
my nonumonu,
my golumolu,
my darling,
my cutipie,
my jaanu,
my lovely ,
my heartbeat,
my sweetest,
DOGGY is missing dikhe to bataana.
Hindi
51Woh taaza thanda paani,
woh khushboodaar saabun,
bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hai,
tum kya jano, dear.......
roz nahaane mein kitna mazaa hai.
Hindi
204 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..
Hindi |
31Aapki yaad aai,
kalam uthaai aapki tasveer banaai.
Sochaa tha tasveer ko seene se lagaa kar rakhenge
per woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.
Hindi
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