Today is World Philosophy Day

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ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।


Punjabi |

Today is World Philosophy Day

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Aaj ke baad na peeyenge sharaab
humne kasam khaai hai,
aur isi khushi mein
ek peti aur mangwaai hai.




Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.



If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..


English |

Mom to Children : Jo Meri Bat Manega aur
Mere samne kuch nahi bolega
main usae gift doongi.

Children : Lo iss tarah to saare gift papa le jayenge..


Hindi |

Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo
ke lok thoo-thoo karan,
jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.



English to Hindi Translations
1. Yo baby! what's up?
मुन्नी , यह ऊपर क्या है ?
2. Listen buddy, that chick is mine!
सुनो दोस्त , वह मुर्गी का बच्चा मेरा है !
3. Are you nuts?
क्या आप अखरोट हैं ?
4. Let's rock the party.
चलो पार्टी में पत्थर मारते हैं |
5. Let's hangout yaar.
चलो बाहर लटकते हैं ..


Hindi |

Engg. Student: Sir humne aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum
deewar ke us paar bhi dekh sakte hain.....

Sir: Wow, fantastic! Kya hai woh?


- Vikas Umrao


Hindi |

Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler


English |

A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..


English |

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.


English |

They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.


English |

Dhirubhai calling from heaven ..
Beta mukesh apna reliance INDIA moblie kaisa chal raha hai..?
Mukesh: Papa, kuch sunaai nahi de rahaa hai,
aap mere Idea waale number per call karo.



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