WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

11

English
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Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

10

Hindi

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

00

English |

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

00

English

Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

10

Hindi

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

00

English

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