11WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)
English
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
30Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
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