02If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..
English |
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30Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..
Hindi |
31Merry Christmas,
- Hemant Singh
Enjoy New Year ,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months..
English |
00The old farmer was driving home from town.
In descending a hill, the horse stumbled and fell,
and either.could not, or would not,
get to its feet again.
At last, the farmer spoke savagely:
"Get up or i will drive over you."
English |
5519Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo
ke lok thoo-thoo karan,
jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.
Punjabi
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
569"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??
Punjabi
76Aurangzeb: Senapati batao ki hum
Shivaji ko kyun nahi dhund pa rahe hain?
Senapati: Kyunki Maharaj hum Mooghal (Mughal) hain Google nahi..
English |
30Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..
Hindi |
50Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..
Hindi
10Boy: I love you.
Girl: But, I love someone else..
Boy: Ok..No problem, your happiness is more important for me
than your love .
.
.
Moral - Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achcha chipkaa hi do.!
Hindi |
11Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.
Hindi
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