10Santa apni girlfriend ko i love u kehta hai,
aur gir jaata hai.
Gf: Yeh kya kar rahe ho..?
Santa : I am falling in love ..
Hindi
01Santa : Yaar Banta, hum dono mein kya rishta hai?
Banta: Jo Gobar aur Uple mein hai.
Santa : Woh kaise?
Banta: Jab Gobar Santa hai, tabhi to Upla Banta hai.
Hindi
10Santa was eating banana without peeling.
Someone asked why don't you peel and eat.
Santa : It's not required as i know what's inside.
English |
10Santa : Hello, Apollo Hospital.. My friend Banta has got an Hear Attack.
Receptionist: Sir, what's your location.
Santa : Chandni Chowk, near Sunehri Masjid .
Receptionist: Can you spell that..?
Santa : After a pause, How about I take him to India Gate and
you can pick him from there..?
English |
30A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..
Punjabi
10Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'
English
20Santa to Doctor:
Mainu ik problem hai,
gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.
Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt .....
Punjabi
30Teacher: Banta, make a sentence
in which 1 word is repeated 4 times.
Banta: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,
she becomes Lara Lara.
O Bolo Tara Rara!!
Hindi
00Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?
English |
00Santa ki wife kidnap ho gayi.
Kidnapper ne finger ka tukda bheja aur paise mange.
Santa : Ungali to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai, Mundi bhej Mundi....
Hindi |
21Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
- Tarun Goma
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
English |
10Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?
Kal to teri shadi hai
Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"
Santa -to?
Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni
Hindi
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