Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

3713

Hindi |

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I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

- Hemant Singh
137

Hindi |

May the rays of Diwali Diyas
illuminate our mind, body and soul
transcending us to planes
visited never before..

141

English |

जब दिवाली आती है
मिट्टी की भी कीमत बढ़ जाती है
पटाखों के धुएँ में दुनिया
गाँव की चूल्हे वाली रसोई नज़र आती है ..

499

Hindi |

दिवाली मनाएँ मगर सावधानी से
क्योंकि
कुछ पटाखे और बम ऐसे भी
जो फोड़े भी नहीं जाते
और छोड़े भी नहीं जाते
आते हैं पास तो होता है
सर्दी में भी गर्मी का एहसास ..

2629

Hindi |

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Banta: What makes you so excited about Diwali
when you won't wear new clothes
you won't eat sweets and
won't do decoration, lighting or crackers ?
Santa : Receiving Gifts !

92

English |

One day sunday went to monday 2 see tuesday and ask
wednesday whether
thursay has told friday that saturday is diwali..
Happy Diwali..

187

English |

रौशनी दिवाली की देश के दीयों से हो
इसमें मेरे वतन की मिट्टी है
पड़ोसी की LED से जाने क्यों
बारूद की महक आती है ..

52

Hindi |

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May millions of lamps illuminate your life
with endless joy, prosperity, health & wealth forever
Wishing u and your family a very
" HAPPY DIWALI"

- Hemant Singh

135

English |

Laxmi ji virajein aapke Dwaar,
Sone-Chandi se bhar jaayein aapke ghar-baar,
Jeevan mein aayein khushiyaan apaar,
Subh-kaamnayein humaari karein sweekar.
Happy Diwali..

179

Hindi |

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May the Festival of dazzling Lights
Sparkle your life with
Health, Wealth and Happiness.
Very HAPPY DIWALI

85

English |

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