Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

3713

Hindi |

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Deepawali the Festival of Lights
gives you the reason to aspire
for a life full of shine and glitter!!
Wishing you and your family
a fun-filled Deepawali this year..

284

English |

With gleam of diyas, and the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contentment fill your life .
Wishing you and your family a very Happy and Prosperous Diwali.

73

English |

Thank you Delhi Idiots for
Celebrating Diwali with Crackers
and Gifting Asthma..

49

English |

Lakshmi ka saath ho,
Saraswati ka haath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho aur Maa Durga ke aashirwaad se
aapke jeewan mein prakash hi prakash ho.
Happy Diwali..

309

Hindi |

diwali-swastik-kalash-arvind-gairola.jpg

रौशनी दिवाली की देश के दीयों से हो
इसमें मेरे वतन की मिट्टी है
पड़ोसी की LED से जाने क्यों
बारूद की महक आती है ..

52

Hindi |

Let's Pledge to Double the Celebrations
and Minus the Crackers this Diwali..

82

English |

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

3713

Hindi |

diwali-wishes.jpg

दिवाली को रौशनी का त्यौहार बनाएं
धूम - धड़ाकों का नहीं
This Diwali say No to Crackers..

53

Hindi |

गया दशहरा और दिवाली आने को तैयार
मौसम रहा बदल भैया कहीं हो ना जाओ तुम बीमार
मम्मी-डैडी से कहना रोज़ बादाम खिलाना
दिवाली मनाने संग हमारे आना ..

1925

Hindi |

3 Log aapka phone number maang rahe the,
maine nahi diya.
Par aapke ghar ka PATA de diya hai

woh "DIWALI" per aayenge

unke name hain-

SUKH
SHANTI
SAMRIDDHI
*HAPPY DIWALI*

3510

Hindi |

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Laxmi ji virajein aapke Dwaar,
Sone-Chandi se bhar jaayein aapke ghar-baar,
Jeevan mein aayein khushiyaan apaar,
Subh-kaamnayein humaari karein sweekar.
Happy Diwali..

179

Hindi |

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