00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
20Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Hindi
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
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