00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
10
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
40Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
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