Ravan ko court laya gaya aur kaha gita pe haath rakho.
Ravan chillaya, Sita pe haath rakha to itna bawaal ho gaya
ab gita pe nahi rakhoonga.

22

Hindi
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The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..

20

English |

Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!

10

Hindi

A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it

"yo bhi china"..

30

Hindi

Solid Beijjati:
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
.
Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
.
.
.
Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.

- Tarun Goma

20

Hindi |

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..

00

English |

Maine kaha Dilruba,
usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
usne kaha Aise nahi..
Maine kaha mehngaai hai,
usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..

93

Hindi

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

02

English |

2 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.

41

Hindi

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

20

Hindi

Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.

65

English

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

30

English

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