10Life sometimes takes unknown turn,
don't b afraid 2 travel it.
Someday that turn will take u to
untouched heights on top of the world .
English
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10It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies,
seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.
English |
10Don't waste your time on explanations,
people only hear what they want to hear..
English |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
11The biggest mistake by human beings:
Listening half, understanding quarter, telling double..
English |
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01Relation doesn't get closer by meetings but
it is sweetened by THOUGHTS.
i care for you in my own strange ways,
you will never know..
perhaps i will never show.
English
01Where facts cannot be found,
legends fill the empty space..
English |
00When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.
English |
20I cultivate in my soldiers the courage of
dying without killing.
I believe that non-violence is
infinitely superior to violence,
forgiveness more manly than punishment. - MK Gandhi
English |
21The glory of bravery is sung by many
but written by few..
English |
00Who are we to say:
Who is Hindu??
Who is Muslim??
When there is ALI in diwALI n
RAM in RAMzaan..
UNITE MANKIND..
English
50Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.
English
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