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A rajasthaani version of
johny-johny yes papa rhyme:
Kallu kallu,
ke baapu,
mitho khaayo,
na baapu,
jhooth boleyo,
na baapu,
jabraa khol,
thu thu thu.

70

Hindi

Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"

31

Hindi

PYAR means:
P - Phone karna
Y - Yaad karna
A - Aazaadi khona
R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.

100

Hindi

News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9

Aww.. when will they graduate..

10

English |

Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..

53

Hindi

Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

99

Punjabi

Ek sher doctor ki zubaani-
hun main doctor wahaan,
meri biwi hai nurse jahaan,
yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna pad rahaa hai..

51

Hindi

5 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.

93

Hindi

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