Shaabji Anthem: Shuno gaur se duniya waalo,
chaahe kitne mehal bana lo,
uske aage garden bana lo,
uske aage gate laga lo,
gate ke aage honge hum shaabji..o o o o o shaabji..

44

Hindi

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Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

30

Hindi

Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.

42

English

Ek sher doctor ki zubaani-
hun main doctor wahaan,
meri biwi hai nurse jahaan,
yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna pad rahaa hai..

51

Hindi

News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9

Aww.. when will they graduate..

10

English |

Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..

53

Hindi

Why a man with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge.?
Because..
Jab dil hi toot gayaa,
to hum G.K. kya karenge..

60

Hindi

Shaabji Anthem: Shuno gaur se duniya waalo,
chaahe kitne mehal bana lo,
uske aage garden bana lo,
uske aage gate laga lo,
gate ke aage honge hum shaabji..o o o o o shaabji..

44

Hindi

What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..

30

Hindi |

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