Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

296

Hindi

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

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English |

POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..

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2010

English |

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

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English |

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

296

Hindi

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

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3014

English |

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

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5910

English |

On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..

3923

Punjabi |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

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102

English |

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

186

Hindi

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

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English |

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