Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?

23

Hindi
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LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.

Angry Father: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.

- Hemant Singh
50

Hindi |

Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!

10

Hindi

Camera-man studio mein ek chote bachche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se ek kabootar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron waali batein naa kar.
Facebook per lagaani hai.

00

Hindi |

School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..

20

Hindi |

The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
.
.
SAANU KEY..

387

Punjabi |

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

01

English |

Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.

11

Hindi

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

00

English

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

20

English |

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

01

English |

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