History Sir Was On Leave. So Science Sir Was Asked To Quotes

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.

History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..