10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
20Never let the things you want
make you forget the things you love ..
English |
31Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..
English
10Try To Present Yourself That You Are Happy
Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally
It Becomes Your Character.
English
13Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..
English |
72Never change your originality for the sake of others,
because it is your world and no one can play
your role better than you!!
English
72Golden sentences of life :
- Vikas Umrao
"Don't love the cheatable heart ,
Don't cheat the loveable heart "
"Ice melts when heated,
Eyes melt when hurt"
English |
00Children have trouble with objects
that have two names, or
objects that change names.
English |
226Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..
Hindi
01Be grateful that you don't have everything you want!
So that you have the opportunity of being happier tomorrow,
than you are today..!!
English |
12We too often love things and use people,
when we should be using things and loving people..
English |
00Cooking is good
when it's not about stories..
English |
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