Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

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A tongue has no bones
but it is strong enough
to break a heart .
Be careful with your words.

21

English |

Never search your happiness in others
which will make you feel alone,
search it in yourself..
you will be happy even when you are left alone.

33

English

"Khwahisho ke Kaafile bhi
bade Ajeeb hote hai,

Kyonki-

Ye Guzarte wahi se hain Jahan
Raste Nahi hote..."

309

Urdu |

Sacrifice is greater than Love ,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth
but nothing is greater than Good Relations..

44

English

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Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

40

English |

A dog has lots of friends because
he wags his tail and not his tongue..

20

English |

Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..

31

English

A memory lasts forever and
never does it die.
True friends stay together and
never say Good Bye.

30

English

Don't waste your time on explanations,
people only hear what they want to hear..

10

English |

The past is like using
your rear-view mirror in the car,
its good to glance back
and see how far you've come,
but if you stare too long
you'll miss what's right in front of you..

10

English |

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