10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
10Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom. - Michel de Montaigne
English |
11People were created to be loved and
things were created to be used.
Chaos happens when things are being loved and
people are being used..
English |
10Earning stale bread is more important
than getting clean air..
English |
14Discussion is an exchange of knowledge,
argument is an exchange of ignorance..
English |
20The ups & down in life are also very important to keep us going.
B'coz a straight line even in an "E.C.G." means we are not Alive.
English |
34देखो कैसे घूम रही सड़कों पर कारें
काले शीशों वाली
फिर भी आँखें मूंदें बैठे
बन्दर और मदारी
महिला सुरक्षा के मुद्दे पर करवा लो
इनसे भाषण भारी
सुप्रीम कोर्ट के आदेशों को
ना करती पुलिस जारी
मित्रों शायद हम तुम भी हैं
निर्भया कांड के बलात्कारी ..
Hindi |
00We know accurately only when we know little,
with knowledge doubt increases.
English |
20When someone is poor
no one knows him
but when the same person becomes rich
he knows no one..
English |
60उनके खत मैं पढ़ता भी तो कैसे
स्याही नहीं वो जज़्बातों से लिखते थे
सच कहने सुनने से दुःख होता
इसलिए मख़मली ख़्वाबों के पुलिंदे सीते थे ..
Hindi |
00Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..
English
20When u pray for others,
God listen to u and blesses them.
And sometimes when u r safe and happy ,
remember that someone has prayed for you!
English
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