10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
32Never reject any day in your life because
a good day give us happiness and
a bad day give us experience.
Both are essential to life , so enjoy everyday..
English
134Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hi jana jata hai,
warna achhi baatein to deewaron par bhi likhi hoti hai..
Hindi |
00Concentrated political power
is the most dangerous thing on earth. - Rudolph Rummel
English |
00Every fool can find faults
that a great many wise men can't remedy.
English |
72Golden sentences of life :
- Vikas Umrao
"Don't love the cheatable heart ,
Don't cheat the loveable heart "
"Ice melts when heated,
Eyes melt when hurt"
English |
164Achchhe Rishto Ko Vaado Aur Sharto
Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti,
Uske Liye Sirf 2 khoobsurat Log Chahiye,
Jinme Ek Bharosa Kar Sake Aur
Dusra Use Samajh Sake..
Hindi |
12We too often love things and use people,
when we should be using things and loving people..
English |
41Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
but someone somewhere is not happy as you.
Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
missing his loved ones he silently weeps.
Somewhere a mother painfully sighs because
her new born baby didn't open her eyes .
Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
when he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.
Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl is sad,
when she misses her mom and dad.
So at times a reason to smile you may not have any,
say to yourself that you are happier than many.
Because life is beautiful and it's not always blue,
and someone somewhere is not as happy as you.
English
3411तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..
Hindi |
00Ten devishes can sleep beneath one blanket.
Two kings cannot rein in one kingdom. - Sheikh Saadi of Shirazi (Shaikh Sa'adi Shirazi)
English |
133दुश्मनी का सफ़र एक कदम दो कदम
- Niranjan Morwal
तुम भी थक जाओगे, हम भी थक जाएंगे ..
Hindi |
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