10A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'
English
00Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..
English |
20Investment returns in one year:
Gold 28%,
Silver 80%,
Crude 40%,
Sensex 35%
&
ONION 880%,
Kaash..
Ek Lakh ke Pyaaz liye hote
to NEW YEAR ke liye Europe me hota..
Hindi |
10Good News for You !!!
Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna... sab free)
For more details, JUST DIAL 100
Hindi |
10It's a horror story. Read it if you are dare enough.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him and asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000/- and said,
"Don't open last page of the book else
you will face problem."
Man finished all the pages with great fear but
one of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
He was shocked to see..
MRP: Rs. 30/-
English
00Camera-man studio mein ek chote bachche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se ek kabootar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron waali batein naa kar.
Facebook per lagaani hai.
Hindi |
12337Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
10Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.
Musaafir ne poocha darr nahi lagtaa..?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai..?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi..to baahar aa gaya.
Hindi
32Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link9" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!
Hindi
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
31Wife - Kitna pyaar karte ho humein?
Husband - Shahjhan jitna
Wife : - mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?
Husband - mai plot bhi le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kar rahi hai..
Hindi
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