Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..

30

English

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अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..

194

Hindi |

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which has the potential to turn a life around.

20

English |

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To dream of the person
you would like to be
is to waste the person you are..

10

English |

Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

10

English |

Laugh like u hv never cried,
play like u hv never lost,
love like u hv never been hurt,
& live like u hv no tomorrow.

10

English

Children have trouble with objects
that have two names, or
objects that change names.

00

English |

Once all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer , all people gathered and
only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's faith ..believe in yourself.

00

English

थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

373

Hindi |

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