Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

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Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

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English

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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English

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

20

Hindi

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

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English |

Men are idiots and I married their king.

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English |

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

01

Hindi

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

10

English

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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English

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