Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage.
I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
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