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Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

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Punjabi

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

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Punjabi

Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage.

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The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."

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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

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