Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother. 2. Wife. One Quotes

Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :


1. Mother.

2. Wife .



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.