00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
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English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
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