Mere Bazurgon Ka Saya Tha Jab Talak Mujh Par Main Apni Quotes

Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

We are so busy in the flood of thoughts
that we fail to realize our true self.

अरुण जेटली  और अमित शाह एक सुर में गाते
कभी धर्म कभी आस्था पर निर्लज्जता से जनता को उकसाते
जो कर रहे माहिलाओं का निरादार उनको भक्त बताते
हाजी अली भूल मंदिर मुद्दे पर वोटों की रोटी सेके जाते ..

To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.

वो जवान CRPF , CISF , BSF , ITBP , NSG और बाकी CAPF के
जो देश की सेवा करते वीरगति पाते
ना तो शहीद का दर्जा और ना ही OROP ले पाते
चालाक चतुर पाखंडी नेता
हर बार आश्वासन थमाते
विरोधी पक्ष की कमी गिनाते
वोट ले अपने घर को जाते
और हम सब जन गण मन गाते ..