20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
40Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi
Hindi
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
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