21One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..
Hindi
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5519Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo
ke lok thoo-thoo karan,
jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.
Punjabi
22World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.
Hindi
21Santa & Banta Safar Te Ja Rahe See,
- Tarun Goma
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gayi
Te Oh Tent Laga Ke So Gaye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha
Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai
Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa : Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai..
Punjabi |
539Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..
English |
10Chali jaati hain aaye din woh Beauty Parlour mein sajne
aur karti hain baal kaale..
Magar yeh unko kaun samjhaaye
ki mumkin hi nahi kisi KishMish ka
fir se Angoor ho jana..
Hindi |
4513A boy called a girl early in the morning.
- Maano Billi
Boy: You are my baby.. My love .. I love You.
Girl doesn't replied.
Boy: Kuch te bol yaar.
Girl: Sorry phaaji, main swere-swere
jhooth nahi boldi..
Punjabi |
04Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.
Hindi
11आज मैं सोच रहा था
- Krishna Yadav
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??
Hindi |
00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
Hindi |
30Baniya on his deathbed:
Is my wife here?
YES.
Is my 1st son here?
YES.
Is my 2nd son here?
YES.
Kambakhto to fir dukaan per kaun hai?????
Hindi
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