Train Me Baithi Ladki Ne Platform Par Khade Ladke Se Pucha: Kaun Quotes

Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!

Physics would have been much, much easier
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!

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Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
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Two sardaars were talking.
1st: Is Harbhajan Singh, the cricketer, male or female?
2nd: Female.
1st: How?
2nd: Just now the commentator told a wonderful delivery by him.

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai,
kharchaa karo to bole- Darling, I love u..
na karo to bole- Bhaiya, who r u..?