A Baniya Boy On Date With His Girlfrnd. On Coming Back Quotes

A baniya boy on date with his girlfrnd.
On coming back home,
His dad: Kitne rupye kharche?
Son: 500
Dad: (angrily) 500?
Son: Haa! wo itne hi leke aayi thi.

Young Harold was late for Sunday-school and
the minister inquired the cause.
"I was going fishing, but father wouldn't let me,"
announced the lad.
"That's the right kind of a father to have," replied the reverend gentleman.
"Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go..?"
"Yes, sir. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..

Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..