7710Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..
Punjabi
80Funny school days
Sitting in the last bench looking up nd thinking..
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Agar fan toot gaya to kiske upar girega..
Hindi |
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
20Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"
Hindi
222 cockroach गाना गा रहे थे |
जग घूमेया थारे जैसा ना कोई ..
दोनों मर गए।
क्यों ?Details:
क्योंकि यह गाना HIT है |
Hindi |
10It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..
English |
14Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..
English |
11Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler
English |
02RAM lanka jit ke lout rahe the tab,
Shurpnkna boli- Prabhu mera kya hoga?
RAM:kalyug me ayodhya par raj krogi,Par vivah phir bhi nahi hoga
Naam hoga "MAYAWATI".
Hindi
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Now you also check your's..
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83Engg. Student: Sir humne aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum
- Vikas Umrao
deewar ke us paar bhi dekh sakte hain.....
Sir: Wow, fantastic! Kya hai woh?
Student:
Suraakh.......
Hindi |
00I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..
English |
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