Convent School Ke Bache Zoo Me: Oh!! Wow Monkey Is Sleeping Quotes

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

एक बार एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ बगीचे में बैठा बातें कर रहा होता है
लड़का: जानू, आज मौसम कितना सुहाना है ना?
लड़की: हाँ!
लड़का : तो इस सुहाने मौसम में कोई ऐसी बात करो ना जिसे सुन कर मेरे दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाए!
लड़की (अचानक): अबे भाग नहीं तो आज तू पिटेगा मेरा बाप और भाई इधर ही आ रहे हैं!

A carpenter was working on a building.
He was on the second story using an electric saw,
when he accidentally saws off one of his ears.
He looks down on the ground and,
in hopes of finding his ear and
having it sewn back on,
calls to the men working below.
"Hey, do any of you guys see an ear down there?"

One of the men glances around, then yells up,
"Hey buddy! Is this it?"

Carpenter: "No, mine had a pencil behind it!"

Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

English Grammar Teacher:
"Woh Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans - Hans Kar Baat Karti Hai."
Batao is Sentence Mein Ladki Kya Hai?
Student: Sir, Ladki "Chalu" Hai.