00If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!
Hindi
20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
20Lalooji ek mahina bush se
english ki training le kar aaye.
Ek din ek phone aaya to lalooji bole:
"Who iz ispeaking?"
Jawaab aaya:
"Hum sasoora BUSHWAA..!!"
Hindi
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
30Ek chota bachha road par potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to bachha bola,
"O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo."
Hindi
40Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
- Murli
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan
Hindi |
10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
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Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
5111An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
51Ek ladke ne ek hasina ko dekh kr arz kiya..
Teri smile me kya chamak hai,
teri smile me kya chamak hai,
wo muskura kar boli.
Bhaiya mere
TOOTHPASTE MAI NAMAK HAI.!
Hindi
20Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
English |
80Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.
Girl: will u die for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u bring stars for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?
Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..
Hindi
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