31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
10Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.
Hindi
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
41Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
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