31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
30Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.
Hindi
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
00
English
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
31Specially for Valentine's day
- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
English |
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
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