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Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

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English |

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

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Hindi |

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

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English

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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English

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

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English

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

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Hindi

Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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English |

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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English

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