Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..


English |


Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
Moral: Its not wife every time.


Hindi |

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....



I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.



Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..


English |

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."



Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .



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